Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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