There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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