I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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