My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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