At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
FUCK WHALES
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