Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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