Your mouth is God's brothel.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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