you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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