I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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