that's an acceptable place to lick
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It's shark week go big or go home
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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