I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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