So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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