Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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