just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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