A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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