Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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