i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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