i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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