normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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