i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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