ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic