Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I didn't shave. On purpose
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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