when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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