Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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