i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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