So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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