We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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