You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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