id be glad to
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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