A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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