Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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