I am puke
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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