Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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