U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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