Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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