I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
