And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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