Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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