I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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