is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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