There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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