I want to walk on stilts...naked
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Let's paint friendship bongs
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
