Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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