Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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