is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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