The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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