i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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