got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Terrible idea I love it
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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