I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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