Taylor Swift is so right about you.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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