Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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