i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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