your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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