and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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