i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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