you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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