Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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